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Help!! The pigeons are out to get me!! Anyone who wants to save me, join this page.
As you can tell, I am weird and have serious problems(shut up voices or I'll poke you with a q-tip!!).Still, if you feel safe enough to join, be my guest.
Not only are the pigeons in on this but the other birds as well, crows, ravens, and flamingos(from now on known as 'pink mingos') especially The huge pink birds help plot the human race's end, PINK IS AN EVIL COLOR. I'll be okay.I lost it but I WILL BE OKAY!!! The leprechauns tell me to burn things which is awesomely cool but they won't go away when I tell them. Louis says hi too he's the guy who talks to me and my friends.

Anyway, back to the birds plotting the end of the human race. I'm recruiting anyone who wishes to save the world from a feathery takeover. Comment on this page and I will answer when I have time.

Pigeons are the embodiment of evil!! They go around spreading disease and crapping on people's new clothes. Do you know how much that really, really sucks? It does, and I will do everything to stop the plans of the evil birds!!
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 There are many branches in this military and therefore, there are many ranks. To list them all would be overwhelming(to me).
I will post a list of recruits and their ranks here.
Recruits as of now include:

[bye.](me)-Demon Bird Slayer and World Saver
[jAMm]-2nd degree bird hunter
[BelloCaccia]-private
[Kealey]-Artillerist Captain
[Firenze]-psychotic bird killer#1
[frozen_n_time]-psychotic bird killer#2
[BornFromSilence]-private
[Predenica]-private
[To Whom It May Concern]-private
[Annonymous]-private
[Smile Addiction]-private
[JajaJulie]-private
[Denny Jojomojolojo] eeeh?
[~DarkMark~] private looooooon
[lordjoesnow] beaver level ^_^
[Cute Deranged Psycho]-pscho slaughter
[BlackTearsCry]-.MSK.(Master Bird killer)
[sweet transvestite27]I shall peck your eyes out biatch!!
[Blasphemous Rumours]
[bassistgirl] aviphobe
[Vixen!]
[Nymphette] SHODDY PIGEON WILL SAVE THE DAY! Hes the only nice pigeon around. and he fights against fat pigeon, the worst pigeon of them all...
[sheeby] well well what do we have here another evil pigeon huh BANG hahaha it didn't last very long lol
[Gulius] Bastard fuckin pigeons!!! ahh i hate em all
[Alsar] Kill the bloody rats of the sky
[Yautja] I'll shoot the bastard fucking things
[ghostiegirl] THEY'RE COMING!!!!!!THE PIGEONS!!!!
WRING THEIR NECKS!!!!
[POG] THEYRE COmING!!!!!! *swats away pigeon with glowy red eyes* Back, BEASTS!!!!!!
[Obsidian Blackwillow] kill the pigeons
[Keyta] sniper and with a bag of bird seed *evil little smile*
[newgroundman1234] my muffins are pigeon hating muffins!!!
[BOIGOTH] - fear the wrath of my army of super snails, pigeon scum!!!
[Ssapzyne Del'Armgo] I've got spys in their systems... Shhh! (Woodpecker flys by) I told you never to meet me in public!
[*Leric*]- ....It BIT ME
[scars] die you evil demon birdies
[Caritas] BEWARE! They are coming to get us all!! *runs for dear life* *stops* OHHH ICE CREAM! Umm. I mean ALLLLL
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!
[iliketoast] - the pigeons eat bread...NOT toast...*anger*

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2004-08-12 [Kealey]: *squints* i think a dog lol

2004-08-12 [jAMm]: oh no! *crys* doggy? EVERYTHINGS GOING TO BE OK!!! I hopes =( ill try aiming for a bird next time...or maybe you kealey ^_^ cud be fun either way, muhaha

2004-08-12 [Kealey]: o realy, let battle commence :D

2004-08-12 [jAMm]: ehe u know im kidding ^.^ wuvs u really kealey! ehe! ^_^

2004-08-12 [Kealey]: ^_^ yay !!!loads of friends hav benn deleted from my list!!!!

2004-08-13 [bye.]: I'm Baaacccckkkkk!!

2004-08-13 [jAMm]: JAMES! so lovely to see you! *huggles*

2004-08-13 [bye.]: *huggles* is an awesome word!

2004-08-13 [jAMm]: yups...totally rocks dude!

2004-08-13 [bye.]: You know what else is an awesomely cool word? dude...

2004-08-13 [jAMm]: what what? best song words are "coo coo cachoo" ^_^

2004-08-14 [bye.]: *WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!* is a cool word too.....

2004-08-14 [Predenica]: Cool place!

2004-08-14 [jAMm]: wheeee! is the best word known to man *runs round in circles*

2004-08-14 [BornFromSilence]: lol still hyper ^_^

2004-08-15 [bye.]: It seems like she always is!

2004-08-15 [jAMm]: is not nice to talk behind my back u no =( ill take my sugar else where thank you *sulks*

2004-08-16 [jAMm]: oi kealey be a good boy and come join me in here *breaks into song* im all alone...theres no1 here beside me...

2004-08-16 [Kealey]: il think about it :P

2004-08-16 [jAMm]: well think faster then u...eep pigeon!

2004-08-16 [Kealey]: !!!! where!!!! must kill !!!!

2004-08-17 [bye.]: I thought I was whacked. *shifty eyes*

2004-08-17 [jAMm]: what what?                                    happy happy happy

2004-08-20 [Firenze]: I am back form my holiday in Dorset, shot a few pigeons which were pooing on my tent, evil creatures

2004-08-20 [jAMm]: whey! u ave fun?

2004-08-20 [Firenze]: Yep I had lots of fun, getting those bloody pigeons

2004-08-20 [jAMm]: lol pigeons suck...did you see any pink mingos on your travels?

2004-08-20 [Firenze]: nope, but I did see a couple of falcons, buzzards and owls

2004-08-20 [bye.]: KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!!*laughs maniacally*

2004-08-20 [Firenze]: take some chill pills lol!!

2004-08-20 [jAMm]: u think we shud restrain him?

2004-08-20 [Firenze]: Yep *grabs a chain and padlock*

2004-08-20 [bye.]: I needed that*cuts chain and goes on a killing spree*WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-08-20 [Firenze]: *Brings out ultimate restaint device* Get back here!!

2004-08-20 [bye.]: Try and catch me!!!!!!! Shoot me with a tranquilizer if you have to!!!!!*hits self in head for giving away hint*

2004-08-20 [jAMm]: hes lost it...ive been waiting for this day but he really has lost it!

2004-08-20 [Firenze]: *rumages through rucksack whilst running* ah-ha found it *aims gun shoots* yes it hit woo-hoo

2004-08-20 [jAMm]: how do u expect us to carry that now? im only little!

2004-08-20 [Firenze]: same ere *sees a river* lets chain him up and dunk him in the river to wake him up so he can walk back

2004-08-20 [jAMm]: but then he cud run away again! theres a field...if it has animals in it we can get them to drag him back!

2004-08-20 [Firenze]: chain his hands and legs up and he can hop back instead

2004-08-20 [bye.]: *comes to*...huh? Where am I? What are all these evil little birds doing to me?! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

2004-08-20 [bye.]: hellfire15 is dead.

2004-08-20 [Firenze]: Well maybe if you didn't go on a killing spree maybe you would be still alive and I wouldn't have shot you with a tranquilizer

2004-08-20 [jAMm]: WHERE DID U SHOOT HIM?! HOW COME HES DEAD?! nooooooooooooooo

2004-08-20 [Firenze]: I shot him in the leg, its the birds who killed him

2004-08-20 [jAMm]: tut dman brids ARGH *slits all birds throats* I HATE YOU!

2004-08-20 [Firenze]: You hate me or the Birds?

2004-08-20 [jAMm]: THE BIRDS! why wud i hate you? ^_^

2004-08-20 [Firenze]: Just asking......... hey wait a minute he's not dead he's faking it the little liar, lets get him!!

2004-08-20 [bye.]: uh oh*rises from his fake grave and hides under his secret rock that NO ONE knows about*

2004-08-20 [jAMm]: hmph, ignorant git! lieng to us...its just not gentlmanly is it?

2004-08-20 [Firenze]: Nope shall we drag him along the floor and beat him up or let the birds at him........

2004-08-20 [bye.]: who ever said I was a gentleman? You know what they say: looks can be deceiving.

2004-08-20 [jAMm]: awww thats a bit mean..........okie ^_^ *grabs james's colar and drags out behind his stupid rock* GET HIM!

2004-08-20 [bye.]: NO ONE(it's in caps for a reason) knows where I am. This is a different rock Ami!

2004-08-20 [jAMm]: well who the hells this? oops....

2004-08-20 [Firenze]: Thats me you got, you muppet!!

2004-08-20 [jAMm]: sowwie ^_^ clumsy me...must dash! ill leave u to finding him, ill catch u all later!

2004-08-20 [Firenze]: ok...........where are you [bye.]? There is no use hiding because I will find you and punish you for lying to us!!

2004-08-20 [bye.]: Haven't you ever heard of people rising from the dead? Resident Evil is a perfect example except I'm not infected with the T-virus.

2004-08-20 [Firenze]: Yep *jumps up into the trees to get a better of below*

2004-08-20 [bye.]: Which means I'm more powerful than mortals.

2004-08-20 [Firenze]: Ah there you are you lying scum bag *takes aim and fires a BB gun bullet at legs* missed

2004-08-20 [bye.]: scum bag...that hurt.

2004-08-20 [Firenze]: i could say something much worse, so i was being polite in a way

2004-08-20 [bye.]: it still hurt. I thought we were just playing around. No need to get so serious. *sniffs*

2004-08-21 [Firenze]: Sorry didn't mean to hurt you or your feelings ^_^ Friends

2004-08-21 [jAMm]: now now children please do we really have to get violent? and james stop being a baby!

2004-08-21 [Firenze]: I apologised, so that should cheer him up!!

2004-08-21 [jAMm]: spose it shud really! how are ye?

2004-08-21 [Firenze]: I am fine a bit nervous/excited about the 26th August and you?

2004-08-21 [jAMm]: what happens then? im tired cause i been walking around all day!

2004-08-21 [Firenze]: I get my GCSE exam results back

2004-08-21 [jAMm]: =D gd luck! what are you hoping for?

2004-08-21 [Firenze]: I have been predicted all high grades so I hope I get them or better

2004-08-21 [jAMm]: good ^_^ better than i will do! im only just goin into year 10, i plan to make the most of this year lol

2004-08-21 [bye.]: no clue what y'all are atlking about and I really don't want an explanation.

2004-08-21 [Firenze]: well all I can say is good luck with all that english coursework

2004-08-21 [bye.]: are you ignoring me?

2004-08-21 [Firenze]: no sorry, about that, how r u oh glorious leader??

2004-08-21 [bye.]: that's more like it. Hehehe...bow down before me loyal subjects of the perfect militia!!!! Huh...wait...YOU WERE MOCKING ME, WEREN'T YOU?!!!!

2004-08-21 [Firenze]: Yeah......Just wanted to see how you would react!!

2004-08-21 [bye.]: Well there you go. Did you get the reaction you were looking for?

2004-08-21 [Firenze]: yep :p *smiles*

2004-08-21 [bye.]: Too bad it was a fake reaction.*heheheh...evil troll smile*

2004-08-21 [Firenze]: evil *points finger at hellfire15*

2004-08-21 [bye.]: Nobody ever said I wasn't. You can ask Ami or any of my American friends.

2004-08-21 [Firenze]: Personally I don't give a shit wether you are evil or not because I am eviler

2004-08-21 [bye.]: Do you have any proof of this?

2004-08-22 [Firenze]: I almost killed a person by strangling her

2004-08-22 [jAMm]: he is evil true, and yes you are probably just as evil...yet neither of you could be as evil as me with a fake innocent exterior! i am the face of angelicness with the inside of the devil himself ^_^

2004-08-22 [Firenze]: oh lala ^_^

2004-08-22 [jAMm]: yey! see i am small and youthful but i am still quality in itself!

2004-08-22 [Firenze]: nah, My sister is the devil, she is a total cutie but she is a real life nightmare to live with

2004-08-22 [jAMm]: =| how dare you defi me! *pokes* FEEL MY WRATH!

2004-08-22 [Firenze]: stop poking me or feel the wrath of my sword

2004-08-22 [jAMm]: nooooo *runs away crying*

2004-08-22 [Firenze]: I'm only joking ^_^

2004-08-22 [jAMm]: u sure? *sniff*

2004-08-22 [Firenze]: Yeah come here, I am sure I am only joking

2004-08-22 [jAMm]: u better not get that sword out!

2004-08-22 [Firenze]: i won't promise

2004-08-22 [jAMm]: yey! dats ok then ^_^   wheres james?

2004-08-22 [Firenze]: i dunno

2004-08-22 [bye.]: right here dudes!

2004-08-23 [jAMm]: ah....now what do we do?

2004-08-23 [bye.]: no clue...am i supposed to know

2004-08-24 [jAMm]: YES! your the founder of this webpage. give me something to do

2004-08-24 [Kealey]: lol

2004-08-24 [Annonymous]: i wana kill stuffs ^_^ im [jAMm]'s sister

2004-08-24 [Firenze]: hello [jAMm]'s sister

2004-08-24 [jAMm]: aha yes she is another me! we are the most evil things on the planet!

2004-08-24 [Firenze]: then you haven't met my sister, the evil witch is her nickename at home

2004-08-24 [jAMm]: lol cool! were just as bad as each other to be honest...is yours a twin?

2004-08-24 [Firenze]: no she is four years younger than me

2004-08-24 [jAMm]: ah, thats the challenge! lol

2004-08-24 [Firenze]: yep so true but she will be out of my hair for 5 years now, woo-hoo

2004-08-24 [jAMm]: lol yey! gd 4 u! i still got mine all the way! lol

2004-08-24 [Firenze]: i feel sorry 4 u!! lol!!

2004-08-24 [jAMm]: lol she aint half bad! considering its like another me we get along quite well...were plotting together secretly wud u believe ^_^

2004-08-24 [Firenze]: same here but not with my sister but with another elftowner

2004-08-24 [jAMm]: kewl, hehe kealey? you shocked yet?

2004-08-24 [Kealey]: ye i AM!!

2004-08-24 [Firenze]: r u really? lol!!

2004-08-24 [Kealey]: ye theres 2 of ami!!! the world is gunna crumble!!

2004-08-24 [Annonymous]: OI leave her alone ya basterd! lol

2004-08-24 [Kealey]: lol for every 1 else here its ami usin her sisters account :P rumbled hehe

2004-08-24 [Firenze]: lol thats not on

2004-08-24 [Kealey]: heh it aint realy

2004-08-24 [Firenze]: hahaha

2004-08-25 [bye.]: I see that you guys just LOVE to have private conversations when I'm not around. How convenient...

2004-08-28 [Firenze]: Yes we do. Why is that upsetting you!!! ^_^

2004-08-28 [jAMm]: awww...dont worry...we were thinkin of you really! ^_^

2004-08-28 [Firenze]: Yeah I am only joking, [jAMm] always asks if I have heard anything from you

2004-08-28 [jAMm]: see, im a good citizen ^_^

2004-08-28 [Firenze]: Yes you are a very good citizen, when you want to be!!^_^

2004-08-28 [jAMm]: hehehe well yeah! but most of the time im innocent....ehe ^_^ *hiccup*

2004-08-28 [Firenze]: lol, that is so true

2004-08-28 [jAMm]: ^_^

2004-08-28 [Firenze]: So how many mingos have you shot lately

2004-08-28 [jAMm]: 2 or 3 today, a few in a drunken rage yesterday, wheeee

2004-08-28 [Firenze]: I have shot four a the zoo with a pellet gun and one 2day

2004-08-28 [jAMm]: yey! they deserve to be shot! can we leave the ravens alone though, they deserve to live ^_^

2004-08-28 [Firenze]: Yes I agree, because I think they are kinda cute

2004-08-28 [jAMm]: yey! and they dont kill or anything, they wait till things are dead then they clean up ^_^ can we leave brids of prey alone to? pretty pls?

2004-08-28 [Firenze]: better ask james

2004-08-28 [jAMm]: okie dokie! must dash, byee xxx

2004-08-28 [Firenze]: bi

2004-08-29 [bye.]: NEW RULE#1: No shooting ravens or birds of prey.

2004-08-29 [bye.]: NEW RULE#2: No private conversations without me around(You can probably tell I'm just kidding because w/o private conversations this wiki would be sooooooo boring)

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: You are a weirdo

2004-08-29 [bye.]: thank you very much

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: I'm only joking by the way!!

2004-08-30 [bye.]: Even if you were being serious I still say thank you very much.

2004-08-30 [Firenze]: thats gud then

2004-08-30 [jAMm]: now now children please keep peace in the chat room

2004-08-31 [bye.]: Who says there's no peace?

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: [jAMm] says there is no peace

2004-08-31 [bye.]: We're getting along just fine, right?

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: Yep, *hugs* we are as happy as pie, lol

2004-08-31 [bye.]: As of now we have 243 comments here. My goal is to reach 1,000. Comment as much as you can!!!!!

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: okie doke

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: Would you like your wiki to be a sponser of The Elftown Revolutionaires

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: Oh by the way you are under the protection of The Revolution Police, so if anyone pisses you off let me know

2004-08-31 [bye.]: Ummmm......sure.

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: YAY!!! another sponser ^-^

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: By the way do you know why all your links to wiki's are in red, its because you forgot to put @wiki on the end of them

2004-08-31 [bye.]: Thank you so much!!!!!! You are the only person who bothered to explain that to me.

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: I only did it because I am getting a bit annoyed with seeing red where there should be a wiki link

2004-08-31 [bye.]: It WORKS!!!!!*does a happy dance*  *lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala hahahahahahahahaha* *wheeeeeeeeeeee*

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: I am glad you're happy ^-^*looks at him wierdly*

2004-09-01 [bye.]: BIG RULE: Nobody changes this page w/o my permission. I know that the opportunity is there but I would rather know what is going on since I am the original creator.

2004-09-01 [jAMm]: you should really start making a list of big rules u no

2004-09-01 [Firenze]: I agree with [jAMm] make a set of rules if you are going to get bossy

2004-09-02 [jAMm]: lol hehehe bossy ^_^

2004-09-02 [Firenze]: ^-^ James is getting bossy though

2004-09-02 [::]: *gasp* PIDGOENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-09-02 [Firenze]: Yeah and!! *Gets Samurai Sword Out*

2004-09-03 [bye.]: Just keep in mind that I'm doing what's best for the page. If I seem bossy then I apologize.

2004-09-03 [To Whom It May Concern]: ...ok cool wiki jamez!!!uu rule n gotta cum over sum time man

2004-09-03 [bye.]: Believe me when I say that I've been trying.

2004-09-03 [jAMm]: england?

2004-09-03 [Firenze]: Apology accepted!!lol

2004-09-03 [jAMm]: hey hey, u in school?

2004-09-03 [Firenze]: No I don't start 6th form until Monday

2004-09-03 [jAMm]: DAMN YOU! in the nicest possible way of course...hehehe...

2004-09-03 [Firenze]: Hahaha, I am evil

2004-09-03 [jAMm]: thats a good thing! ahehehe

2004-09-03 [Firenze]: Is it? lol

2004-09-03 [jAMm]: YES! never deni the evil inside you, let it flurish!

2004-09-03 [Firenze]: Lol, I might do but if I get to evil, I might going mwahahaha

2004-09-05 [Kealey]: hi all, my comp is workinagain after 5 days :) wots new?

2004-09-05 [jAMm]: hmph....finally!

2004-09-05 [Firenze]: Hey howz you?

2004-09-05 [jAMm]: who?

2004-09-05 [Firenze]: Anybody

2004-09-05 [jAMm]: ello ^_^ fine tar u?

2004-09-05 [Firenze]: I am havin' fun, lol^-^

2004-09-05 [jAMm]: lol how u managing this?

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